1 00:01:01,125 --> 00:01:04,083 Uh huh huh huh... 2 00:01:10,792 --> 00:01:14,583 Ovo je super. Uh ha ha... 3 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,750 jao Izreži ga, rupice. 4 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,000 Vau! 5 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,208 Aah! 6 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,417 Uh huh huh huh... 7 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:34,458 Uh, hej, dušo. Uh ha. 8 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,333 Ja sam, kao, prilično visok. Uh ha ha... 9 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:40,500 Prokletstvo, prekini. Pokušavam zabiti. 10 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:44,833 jok ah! 11 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:53,333 Pogledaj se, ti glupane. 12 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,833 uh ha... 13 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:57,750 Hej, dušo, kako ide? 14 00:01:57,792 --> 00:02:01,083 - Hej! - Nema šanse, Beavis. Ja sam je prvi vidio. 15 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,417 Prokletstvo. Razbit ću te. 16 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,792 Prokletstvo, Beavis. Ja sam je prvi vidio. Gubi se odavde. 17 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,208 Hej, Butthead. 18 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,958 Dupeglavac! Probuditi se! 19 00:02:16,042 --> 00:02:18,250 Uh... uh... Prokletstvo, Beavis, 20 00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:20,458 Spremao sam se zabiti. 21 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,708 Ali provjerite. Nestalo je. 22 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,792 - Mm mm mm... - Uh... Što? 23 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:30,667 - TV! Mm mm mm... - Uh... Oh, da. 24 00:02:30,792 --> 00:02:34,083 A ha ha... Pa gdje je? 25 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:38,083 ne znam Upravo sam se probudio i nije ga bilo. 26 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,167 I vidi, prozor je razbijen. 27 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:46,458 Dobit ćemo 100 dolara za ovo. he he he he. 28 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,625 - Ne... - Hm. Uh huh huh huh... 29 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,500 - Uhh... - Oh, ne... 30 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,458 - Ohh... - Uhh... 31 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,792 Uh huh huh huh... 32 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,167 - Ohh... - Uhh... 33 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,542 Uh huh huh... Uhh... 34 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:09,083 Mislim da samo shvatio sam nešto, Beavis. 35 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,875 Š-š-što? mm mm heh... 36 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,042 Ovo je sranje. Uh ha ha... 37 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:17,792 Da, stvarno je sranje. he he he he... 38 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:21,333 Ovo je sranje više od svega koji je ikada prije bio sranje. 39 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:24,708 Moramo pronaći ovu rupu koji je uzeo naš TV. 40 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,917 Da. Da! 41 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:50,958 Nekoliko zlobnih momaka s vatrom u očima 42 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,292 43 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,042 Beavis i Butt-head! 44 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,583 Da 45 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:02,958 i ispljunuti te, bez sumnje 46 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,250 47 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:06,250 Beavis i Butt-head! 48 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,750 Dobili ste 49 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:19,333 50 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,833 i otpuši si guzicu 51 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,417 52 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,292 53 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:39,083 54 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,958 ha ha ha... 55 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:51,125 56 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,417 Nije ovdje. 57 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,875 Što ćemo, Butthead? 58 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:21,375 - Što ako ga nikad ne pronađemo? - Smiri se, Beavis. 59 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:30,458 čekaj malo Ne želim ići u školu. Moramo pronaći naš TV. 60 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:35,500 Začepi, Beavis. Imam ideju. Uh huh huh huh... 61 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:39,208 Hajdemo samo voziti ovu stvar natrag u kuću. 62 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,792 Aha... da. 63 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:49,167 Uh, hej, ispričajte me, dečki. Što se ovdje događa? 64 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,625 Netko nam je ukrao TV. 65 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,958 Iskoristit ćemo samo ovaj. Makni se s puta. 66 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,792 Bojim se da TV pripada školi, mm-kay? 67 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:03,833 Ovo bi moglo biti stvarno pozitivno iskustvo za vas. 68 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,542 Postoji divan i uzbudljiv svijet vani 69 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:10,167 kada otkrijemo da mi ne treba TV da nas zabavlja. 70 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:14,500 Rekao je anus. Uh huh huh huh... 71 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,667 Zabavi nas... anus. Oh, da. 72 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:21,292 Jeste li dečki čuo riječ koju sam rekao? 73 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,333 Uh, da. Anus. 74 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:27,458 Da, da. he he... Da, i ja sam to čuo. 75 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:32,667 Gledajte, ljudi, samo uzmite TV natrag u A/V sobu odmah. 76 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:37,458 I pokušajte biti malo otvoreniji na životna iskustva, mm-kay? 77 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,708 Kakav kreten. 78 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:44,583 Donesi ga ovamo... 79 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,333 jao Ne! 80 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,292 - Aah! - To je bilo super. 81 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:56,792 - Ne, nije. - Uh... oh, da. 82 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,167 Uh, što se događa ovdje? 83 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,083 Oh, ne! 84 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,083 Uh, to pripada školi. 85 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,792 Trebao bi biti u A/V sobi. 86 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:10,458 - Nismo mi krivi. - Vraćaj se ovamo! 87 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:13,292 Beavis i Butt-head, oboje ste izbačeni! 88 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,375 Cool. 89 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:23,583 Vau, vidi ovo, Beavis. Nisam znao da Anderson ima kamper. 90 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,708 Da. Možda ima TV. 91 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:32,875 Oh, zdravo. Jeste li momci ovdje pogledati hladnjak? 92 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,542 Uhh, ne. 93 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:37,708 Ovdje smo da gledamo TV. 94 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,542 Tom mi nije rekao bilo je slomljeno. Uđi unutra. 95 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:44,250 - Kul. - He he he he. 96 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,042 Pa, to bi je trebalo držati. 97 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:52,042 Znate, ono najvažnije možete imati na kamperu 98 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,125 je dobar regulator butana, 99 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:56,875 a ovo ovdje najbolja koju prave. 100 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:59,292 Nadam se da možemo popraviti taj hladnjak. 101 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:03,208 Marcy, planirali smo za ovo putovanje cijeli naš život... 102 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:06,375 - I idemo... - Da-da-da... 103 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,500 Što je to dovraga? 104 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:11,333 Da... da... da-da-da 105 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:15,083 Ah, mora da su oni prokleti jastrebovi mišari. 106 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,542 Idemo nešto popiti. 107 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,208 Ahh 108 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:27,042 Aah! Ovo sranje je toplo. 109 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,375 Beavis, ti seronjo, razbio si ga. 110 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,750 Aah, ne, ne, dovraga! 111 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,833 Hej, što se dovraga događa ovdje? 112 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:41,167 - Ovdje su da poprave TV. - Što? TV nije pokvaren. 113 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,833 Uh... da, jest. 114 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,250 Da. He... he he... 115 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,750 Hej, čekaj malo. 116 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,625 Vas dvoje izgledate nekako poznato. 117 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:53,917 Niste li vi ta djeca koja imaju drkao u mojoj spremištu za alat? 118 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,000 Uh ha ha... 119 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,250 Još uvijek nemamo TV, Butthead. 120 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,667 Znam, Beavis. 121 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:07,667 I dovraga, Ne mogu spavati bez TV-a. 122 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,208 glupane. 123 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,292 H-pomoć. pomozi mi 124 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:17,417 ne... ne... 125 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,167 Koji je tvoj problem, Beavis? 126 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,333 Uhh... Trebam TV. 127 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:25,250 Trebam TV odmah! Prokletstvo! 128 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,625 opa TELEVIZOR. 129 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:33,083 Da, da. TELEVIZOR. he he. 130 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:35,458 TELEVIZOR! Da. 131 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,542 Uh... uh... dovraga. 132 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,333 Uhh... ne. 133 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:41,917 Prokletstvo! 134 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:53,500 Sigurni ste da su ovi momci može ovo izvesti, Earl? 135 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:56,125 Mora izgledati kao nesreća. 136 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,667 Ohh! Oh, da. 137 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:02,958 Ohh... 138 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,500 Uh ha ha... 139 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,042 Ohh... 140 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,875 Beavis i Butt-head, j-vi mali gadovi! 141 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,583 Možemo li gledati tvoj TV? 142 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:16,333 Ne! D-izbačen si. Sada, odlazi odavde! 143 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:21,000 čekaj malo Prokletstvo! Sad mi treba TV. 144 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,750 Sve nam nedostaje. 145 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:27,083 Da, pričekaj minutu. To su sada sigurno oni. 146 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:30,000 Da, nazvat ću te kasnije. Uđite! 147 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:31,958 Ahh... 148 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,083 TV. Da. 149 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,917 kasniš 150 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:39,125 Stvarno? Jesmo li propustili Baywatch? 151 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,458 Earl je rekao da ste mladi, ali, Isuse... 152 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:52,333 Sve dok možete obaviti posao. kako se zovete 153 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,500 Uh, Butthead. uh ha... 154 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:58,875 Oh, mislim, Beavis. he he he he... 155 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:03,083 To je u redu. Radije ne bih znao vaša imena, u svakom slučaju. Moj je Muddy. 156 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,458 Odmah ću prijeći na stvar. 157 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:09,583 Platit ću ti deset tisuća plus troškovi, plativi nakon što je učinite. 158 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,375 Uhh... učiniti je? 159 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,833 Tako je - učini je. 160 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:17,250 Nudim ti 10.000 dolara plus troškovi za moju ženu. 161 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,583 Imamo dogovor? 162 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,333 Hm, zapravo, samo želimo gledati TV. 163 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,083 Začepi, Beavis. 164 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,083 Uhh... da, sredit ćemo tvoju ženu. 165 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,667 N-ne! Želim gledati TV. 166 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,167 Aah! 167 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,208 K vragu, Beavis, guzico. 168 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:36,917 Ovaj tip želi da mu damo gol njegova žena, i on će nam platiti. 169 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,958 Možemo kupiti novi TV. 170 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,375 he he. Stvarno? he he. Cool. 171 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:47,958 Uhh, huh huh... učinit ćemo to, gospodine. 172 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,958 Pa dobro onda. Prijeđimo na posao. 173 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,083 Evo je, dečki. Zove se Dallas. 174 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:58,458 Nije tako slatka kao što izgleda. Sve mi je ukrala. 175 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,875 Pazi. Ona će te srediti brže nego ti nju. 176 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:05,250 opa Uh... super. 177 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,625 he he. Da. 178 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:11,333 Ona je u svojoj sobi u Vegasu. Kupio sam ti jednu pored njezine. 179 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:15,708 Vaš let polijeće za sat vremena. Odvest ću te do zračne luke. 180 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,542 Zadržao se. 181 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,667 Uh ha ha... 182 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,333 Rupa. 183 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,542 Možemo li prvo gledati TV? 184 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,500 br. 185 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,917 Sad me slušaj. Ovo je stvarno važno. 186 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:36,250 Moja žena ima ovu kožnu torbu. 187 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:40,250 Crna torba, ovolika. Trebam ga natrag, dečki. 188 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,708 Sentimentalna vrijednost, znaš na što mislim? 189 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,500 Ima li pitanja do sada? 190 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:48,958 Uhh, ima li velike sise? 191 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,250 he he. Da, sigurno želi. 192 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:54,375 Uh... ovo će biti super. 193 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,583 D-da-da. Boi-yoi-yoi-ing. 194 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,208 he he he he... 195 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,375 Vi ste smiješni. 196 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,250 Idemo nešto popiti, ha? 197 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,417 Nemoj me iznevjeriti. 198 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,792 Bit ćemo plaćeni da zabijamo. 199 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:25,125 Da. Onda ćemo nabavi TV s velikim ekranom... 200 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,333 sa 2 daljinska. 201 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,250 Beavis, ovo je najbolji dan naših života. 202 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,417 Da. 203 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,542 evo ti 204 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,917 Hej, Beavis, dotaknula mi je guzicu. 205 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,583 Pozdrav. 206 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,958 Idete li vas dvoje u Las Vegas? 207 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,208 Da. Zabit ćemo gol. 208 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,750 Oh. Pa nadam se da i sam postignem veliki rezultat. 209 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,458 Uglavnom ću raditi automate. 210 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,000 Da, da. nadam se raditi i neke drolje. 211 00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:07,875 Imaju li puno drolja u Vegasu? 212 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,292 Ima toliko mjesta nećeš znati odakle početi. 213 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,250 opa Hej, Butthead, ova cura je baš cool. 214 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,917 Ona kaže ima na tone drolja u Vegasu. 215 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,583 Cool. uh ha... 216 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:23,833 Tako je lijepo upoznati mlade ljude koji su tako dobro odgojeni. 217 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:27,083 Imat ću novaca i TV s velikim ekranom, 218 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,292 i bit će ih drolje posvuda. 219 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:33,750 - To će vladati. - Oh, to je lijepo. 220 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:37,208 'Pogledaj naprijed u kabinu za sigurnosne upute.' 221 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,208 'Da vežete pojas, 222 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,958 'umetnite slobodni kraj u spojnicu...' 223 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,583 "Umetni." Uh ha ha... 224 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,000 Uhh... hmm. 225 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,125 Prokletstvo! 226 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,333 Uhh... 227 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,958 zdravo Mogu li vam pomoći s tim? 228 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:05,708 - Tamo. Sve spremno. - Volim te. uh ha... 229 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,875 Hej, prekini. Želim da ONA to učini. 230 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:14,250 Uh... dođi u Butt-head. 231 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,750 'Stjuardese, pripremiti se za polijetanje.' 232 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,458 Nn! Prokletstvo. 233 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:23,333 Hej, čekaj malo. Što se događa? 234 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,250 Aah! Umrijet ćemo! 235 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,625 Aah! Svi ćemo umrijeti! 236 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,542 Dođi u Butt-heaaaah... 237 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:44,708 Uhh, možeš li, kao, opet učiniti ono s mojim pojasom? 238 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,333 Da. Ovo je ona. 239 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,458 Oh, izgleda divno. 240 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:58,542 Vjerojatno ću se ljubiti s njom prvo prije nego što, uh... 241 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,167 znaš, he he, spusti se. 242 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,125 žao mi je Moraš progovoriti, sine. 243 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:07,208 Ovo mi zvoni u ušima. 244 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,292 Moj liječnik kaže da bi to moglo biti povezano na moje lupanje srca. 245 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,542 heh Stvarno? Previše kakim. 246 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,958 ooh 247 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,458 Možda ste intolerantni na laktozu. 248 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:25,000 Ne, ne. Previše kakim! I onda se umorim. 249 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:29,417 Umoran? Oh, dobro, Znam sve o umoru, draga. 250 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,625 Imam baš ono za tebe. 251 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:37,458 Uzmi par ovih. Ohrabruju me. 252 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,583 Hvala. 253 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,708 Ima ukus kao sranje. Što još imaš? 254 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:49,167 Oh, samo naprijed. Poslužite se. 255 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,292 Dakle, uh, ha ha... 256 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,167 ideš u Las Vegas? 257 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:13,458 Ji-aj-aj-aj-aj-aj... 258 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,833 zdravo Sada služimo večeru. 259 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:22,458 Naš izbor za večeras je piletina piccata ili gumbo s plodovima mora. 260 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,625 - Piccata! Titicaca! - Ima li gumbo kukuruza? 261 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:29,458 Ja sam Cornholio. Trebam piccata za moju rupu. 262 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,958 Morat ćete pričekati. 263 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,292 Prijetiš li mi? Moj čep neće čekati. 264 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,000 he he. Bungolio. 265 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,958 Uhh, hej, imam pivo. 266 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,792 Hoćeš malo? uh ha... 267 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,667 Ja sam Cornholio! 268 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,292 Aah! Aah! 269 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,375 Aah... 270 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,500 Izlazi iz kokpita! 271 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,792 - Aha. rekao si... - Sada! 272 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,542 'Dobro došli u Las Vegas.' 273 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:09,625 Uhh... 274 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,708 Ovo je Las Vegas? 275 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,292 Da. Mislio sam da će biti kasina i svjetla i slično. 276 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,167 Ovo nije baš dobro. 277 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,500 Hej, Butthead, zašto taj tip drži znak? 278 00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,625 Uhh... 279 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,208 možda je slijep. 280 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,750 Uh ha. Pogledaj ovo. 281 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:36,875 Ahem. Oprostite. he he. 282 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,125 Vi znate gdje mogu naći te dečke? 283 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,208 Oh. 284 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:47,208 Uhh, Be-a... Be-ave? 285 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,958 Hm, buh... bu... 286 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,250 Čizma? Netko po imenu Boot? 287 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,167 Ovo kaže Beavis. 288 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,375 I Boot-head. 289 00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:01,625 Uhh... to je Butt-head. Zar ne shvaćaš, Beavis? 290 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,375 Ovi tipovi imaju isto ime kao i mi. 291 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,667 Vau, stvarno? Trebali bismo se zabavljati. 292 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,583 Ovuda, gospodo. 293 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,208 Gdje su ti momci? 294 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,667 Gdje je on dovraga? 295 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,958 Jeste li sigurni da je ovo pravo mjesto? 296 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,167 Ti Muddy? 297 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,792 Što ste vi, policajci? 298 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:31,375 Ne. Earl nas je poslao, znaš, da se brineš za svoju ženu. 299 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,833 Što? čuvaj se... 300 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,375 O čemu dovraga pričaš? 301 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,292 - Tko su bila druga dva klauna? - Ha? 302 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,667 dovraga! Opet je to učinila! 303 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:44,167 Idem u Vegas da ih svu trojicu ubijem! 304 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:48,667 Primijetio sam da ti je TV pokvaren. Želite kupiti novi? 305 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,708 Samo ostavi to. Bezvrijedno sranje. 306 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:59,042 Stvarno, čovječe. Moramo početi kradu od bogatih ljudi. 307 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,500 Volite Rollercoaster 308 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:09,000 u mom želucu 309 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:16,750 tako je! 310 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,625 311 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,250 312 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,125 313 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,042 314 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,833 315 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,917 316 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,250 317 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:34,000 318 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,750 319 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:38,167 dušo, dušo 320 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,000 321 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,458 322 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,542 dušo, dušo 323 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,625 324 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,708 325 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,417 326 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,792 327 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,958 o da 328 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,750 329 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,625 330 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,500 331 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,083 332 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,417 moj rol-roller coaster 333 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,500 334 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,667 dušo, dušo 335 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,792 336 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,708 337 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,000 dušo, dušo 338 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:38,125 339 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,583 340 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,083 dušo, dušo 341 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,958 342 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,083 343 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,375 dušo, dušo 344 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,208 345 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,208 346 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,375 dušo, dušo 347 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,750 348 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,917 Žao mi je zbog tog malog nesporazum, gospodo. 349 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:16,083 Nismo shvatili bili ste prijavljeni gosti. 350 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,417 Ako postoji nešto što možemo učiniti da... 351 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:19,875 Mm! Prokletstvo! 352 00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,417 Ova stvar je zapela. 353 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,500 Uh, gospodine, pričvršćeno je na... 354 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,417 Ti glupane. Pusti me da probam. Uh huh huh. 355 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,542 Hej, pogledaj. Taj tip još uvijek stoji tamo. 356 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,375 Ahem. 357 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:35,083 Uhh... možeš li, kao, ne stajati tamo i slično? 358 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:41,000 - Neki ljudi su glupi. - Da, stvarno. 359 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:47,542 Uhh... pogledaj ovo, Beavis. 360 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,292 Pitam se kamo ovo vodi. 361 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:55,917 Uh... ha ha. opa Mislim da čujem ribu. 362 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,917 Stvarno? cool! Uredan! 363 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,708 jao 364 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:05,542 U redu, tko si ti? CIA, FBI, ATF? 365 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,333 Hej, Butthead, to je ona! 366 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,542 - Vau! - Da! 367 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,542 Uh... ha ha ha, hej, dušo... 368 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:15,417 Hoćemo li, kao, to učiniti? 369 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,875 Imate 2 sekunde. 370 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,417 Uh... ha ha... 371 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,667 Hoće li to biti dovoljno vremena? 372 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,750 - Tko te je poslao? - Uh, ovaj pijani tip. 373 00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:27,125 Rekao je da će platite nam da vas učinimo. 374 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,750 Blatni... Kučkin sin. 375 00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:32,500 Stani. Koliko te plaća? 376 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,042 Uhh... 10, uhh... 377 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:39,333 10 tisuća? To jeftino dupe. 378 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:41,917 Imam bolju ponudu. Udvostručit ću. 379 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:44,250 Platit ću ti 20 vratiti se i učiniti ga. 380 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:48,333 Uh, želiš da sredimo tipa? Nema šanse. 381 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:52,042 Ne znam, Butthead. To je puno novca. 382 00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:55,375 Mogli bismo zatvoriti oči i pretvarati se on je cura... Aah! 383 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:02,625 Prokletstvo. 384 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,583 Vas dvoje čekajte ovdje. 385 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:09,125 Uh... ha ha ha. Ja sam spreman za ljubav. 386 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,167 Da! Ne vjerujem u ovo. 387 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,625 Hmm. 388 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,708 Da, Las Vegas. 389 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,417 Daj mi broj za Dream America turneje. 390 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,583 Pravo. 391 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:30,167 Uh huh huh. Uh huh huh. 392 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:34,208 Da. Danas vam kreće autobus? kamo to ide 393 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,125 Washington DC. 394 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:40,292 5 minuta? Savršen. Daj mi 2 karte. 395 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,625 Nema šanse, Butthead. Ti si uvijek prvi. 396 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:45,250 Prokletstvo, Beavis, nikad prije nismo ovo radili. 397 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,333 Oh, uhh... huh huh... 398 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,875 Želiš... znaš... Uh huh huh... 399 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,833 učiniti to? he he. Hej, konačno ćemo postići gol! 400 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,042 učiniti to? 401 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,208 jao 402 00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:01,083 Dečki, želite... postići pogodak? Oh, ho ho. 403 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,167 Prokletstvo! 404 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:05,250 jao Prestani! 405 00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:06,333 Čekaj ovdje. 406 00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:09,542 - Bunghole! - Prokletstvo! jao Aah! 407 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,333 Aah! 408 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,250 Uh... ha ha ha. 409 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,792 - Aah! - Uh... ha ha ha. 410 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,208 Ne! 411 00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:40,125 Aah! Aah! Aah! 412 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:42,250 - Ahm! - Aah! 413 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:46,958 Nemojte se istrošiti, dečki. Sačuvaj malo energije za mene. 414 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,125 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 415 00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:54,708 To je to, Beavis. Napokon ćemo postići gol. 416 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,250 He he... Hvala Bogu. 417 00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:59,792 Da. Učinit ćemo to, u redu. 418 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:03,083 - Uh, ha... Uh, ha... - Oh, da! Eh, he... 419 00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:04,250 Ahem! 420 00:26:04,292 --> 00:26:07,625 Dečki... dečki... 421 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,667 Dečki! 422 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:16,250 Prvo, morate učiniti malo posao za mene. Biste li željeli? 423 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,000 Evo što je. 424 00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:23,167 Želim da uzmeš autobus u Washington. to je sve 425 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,583 A kad stigneš tamo, Ja ću čekati. 426 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,333 Uspjet ćeš puno novca, 427 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,500 i dat ću ti sve. 428 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:35,583 - Aha haha... - Hm, he he... 429 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:39,000 Do tada, drži hlače na sebi. 430 00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:44,000 Sada, tvoj autobus dolje čeka, pa kreni. 431 00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:46,750 - Aha haha... - Hm, he he... 432 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,167 Idemo! 433 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:54,750 Na tri! 434 00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,958 Ovo će biti super. 435 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,917 jedva cekam he he. 436 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,833 jao 437 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,625 Odlazi odatle, Beavis. Želim prozor. 438 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,750 Zašto se ne izmjenjujete? 439 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:18,167 Vidi, Butthead. To je ona drolja iz aviona. 440 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:21,583 Oh, zašto, to ste vas dvoje. 441 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:23,833 Kako si u Las Vegasu? 442 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:26,417 Hm, još nismo zabili. 443 00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:29,167 Oh, pa, žao mi je što to čujem. 444 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,583 Ja sam dobio batine! 445 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:34,250 Cool. 446 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:37,167 Pa zato Vozim ga diljem Amerike. 447 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,542 Tako mi je drago što si ovdje. 448 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:43,167 Jim, Jim! Želim da upoznaš dva fina dečka. 449 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,750 Uh... oh... 450 00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:48,167 Ovo su Travis i Bob. Kako se prezivaš, draga? 451 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,375 Uhh, šef. 452 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,583 Moje ime je Butt. Uh huh huh. 453 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,542 Agent Flemming, ATF. 454 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:03,792 Hoćeš li nam reći gdje je, 455 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:06,792 ili će agent Hurly još jednom pretražiti karijes? 456 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:09,917 Je li to obećanje? 457 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,917 Gledajte, gospođo Ološ, znamo tko ste. Reci joj, Bork. 458 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,708 Dallas Grimes, udana za Muddyja Grimesa. 459 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,417 Vodiš mama-i-tata lanac krijumčarenja oružja. 460 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:25,042 - Mmm. Imaš moju lošu stranu. - Prije tri dana, 461 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:29,167 dobio si posao u vojsci Istraživački centar u Hadleyu, Nevada, 462 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,500 gdje si ukrao jedinicu X-5. 463 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:37,458 Znamo da ste ga imali kad ste provjerili u, pa reci nam gdje je? 464 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,875 Hoćeš li mi naplatiti? 465 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,917 Nisam tako mislio. 466 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:45,917 Hoćeš li me pustiti ili čekati dok ne podnesem nezakonito uhićenje? 467 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:51,208 Nemamo ništa. Možemo je samo držati još par sati. 468 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:54,083 Prokletstvo! Oslobodi je. Gdje je ta prokleta jedinica? 469 00:28:56,750 --> 00:29:00,167 Uh huh huh huh. U Washingtonu smo. 470 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,208 Da, da. Sada ćemo zabiti. 471 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:06,125 Zapravo, sine, mi smo kod Hooverove brane. 472 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:09,125 Hm, ne, ne. U Washingtonu smo! 473 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:12,792 Da. Sad ćemo zabiti! 474 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Preko 40.000 tona betona korišteni su za izgradnju Hooverove brane. 475 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:23,375 Od vrha do dna, brana ima 51 kat. 476 00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,708 Ima maksimalan kapacitet za generiranje... 477 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:28,375 - Vau. Stvarno? - 2.074 megavata električne energije, 478 00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:31,333 ali u prosjeku, stvara oko 25% toga. 479 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,792 Nek sam proklet. 480 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:36,625 Zna li netko koliko energije potrebno za napajanje Vegas? 481 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,000 Hm, da, samo imam pitanje. 482 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:41,333 Je li ovo Božja brana? 483 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:42,458 Uh huh huh. 484 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,625 Znaš, prokletstvo. znate 485 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,417 Ako me slijedite ovim putem. 486 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:50,750 Ovo je glupo. Idemo pronaći tu ribu. 487 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,167 Da. Dosta ovog sranja. 488 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,750 opa Pogledaj ovo, Butthead. TELEVIZOR! 489 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,208 Cool. 490 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:02,750 Moram udariti u glavu. Možeš li mi donijeti kavu? 491 00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:03,833 U redu. 492 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,042 Pričaj sa mnom, Bork. 493 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,792 Svjedok je vidio dvojicu tinejdžera 494 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,583 napuštajući Dallasovu sobu malo prije nego što smo stigli. 495 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,958 Je li dobio punu pretragu šupljine? 496 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,292 Uh... svjedok? 497 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:21,792 Nikad ne možeš biti previše oprezan, Bork. 498 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:26,292 Mislio sam da nije potrebno. Imamo sliku iz lifta. 499 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,875 Ovdje. pogledajte. 500 00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:29,292 Što dovraga? 501 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,250 Izgledaju kao par djece, načelnik. 502 00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:34,625 Zar ne znaš za što su djeca sposobna? 503 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,375 Zar ne čitaš novine? 504 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,583 što... 505 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:41,292 Prokletstvo! 506 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:44,125 Sve što imaju jesu li ove emisije o vodi. 507 00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:47,167 Da, stvarno. Trebaju neke emisije o vatri. 508 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:52,750 - Uhh, što radiš, Beavis? - Nešto nije u redu s mojom guzicom. 509 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:55,375 Guzica ti je sranje. 510 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:58,042 Hej, kako to da nema zvuka? 511 00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,958 Uhh... sredit ću to. 512 00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,583 Uhh... 513 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,292 Da, da! Izvolite. glasnije! glasnije! 514 00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:14,583 Uh, ha... Hmm... Ha ha... 515 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:20,917 Gospod... ter... a... 516 00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:24,167 Masturbacija? Uh huh huh huh! 517 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:38,375 Znaš, reći ću ti nešto. Ne može bolje od ovoga. 518 00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:41,375 Ovo ovdje je Božja zemlja. Neiskvareno i... 519 00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:44,292 Aaaaah! 520 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:45,917 Uhh... 521 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:48,667 Mislim da sam našao daljinski. 522 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,333 Što se dovraga događa? 523 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:03,167 Kunem se, to je sve što znam. 524 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:06,167 Ušli su u turistički autobus koji je krenuo prema zapadu. 525 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,917 Uhh! molim te... 526 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,667 Ubit ću ih! 527 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,375 To je bilo dosadno. 528 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:18,167 Da, da. Samo ista stvar, iznova i iznova. 529 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:19,792 Uhh, čekaj malo. 530 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:23,125 Ne možemo napustiti Washington dok ne pronađemo tu ribu. 531 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:26,167 Oh, daleko smo iz Washingtona, Bob. 532 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:29,375 Ovo je Hooverova brana. 533 00:32:29,417 --> 00:32:32,250 Brana. Nek sam proklet. he he. 534 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,333 Bolje bi vam bilo da se pojavite. 535 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:48,583 - Vidiš to, Bork? - Ne shvaćam. 536 00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:52,250 Dobio si pola države nakon sebe. Kako se izvući? 537 00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,333 Isključite struju! 538 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:56,708 Prokleto točno. Ovdje imamo posla s profesionalcima. 539 00:32:56,750 --> 00:33:00,167 Moje mišljenje - teroristi. Što je vijest o toj ukradenoj jedinici? 540 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:04,125 Pa, gospodine, nije dobro. Smotajte traku. 541 00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:07,792 Jedinica X-5 je nova vrhunsko tajno biološko oružje. 542 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:11,125 Virus koji je napravio čovjek, najsmrtonosniji poznat čovjeku. 543 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:14,125 Moglo bi nestati pet država u pet dana. 544 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:17,500 Evo što se dogodilo kada je testiran na vojnim regrutima. 545 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,750 Pogledaj ove dečke, šefe. 546 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:24,583 Ova stvar je pravi Doomsday uređaj. 547 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:28,500 Isus je skočio na Krista! Ako padne u krive ruke... 548 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,958 Postaje gore. 549 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,417 Jedinica nije bila gotova. Ima manu - kućište. 550 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:36,542 Ako se jako udari, može se otvoriti, oslobađanje virusa. 551 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:40,208 Od sada, ovo su najopasniji ljudi u Americi. 552 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:45,083 Želim ova lica ispred svih Fed i šerif unutar 1000 milja. 553 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,833 Nalozi su živi ili mrtvi. 554 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,667 Samo se pomolimo da ništa ne pogodi tu jedinicu. 555 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,042 jao jao 556 00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,208 Prestani! 557 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:56,667 Makni se s puta. Želim sjediti kraj prozora. 558 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:58,625 OK, ljudi, sljedeća postaja: Grand Canyon. 559 00:34:01,292 --> 00:34:03,917 Gone Shootin' 560 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:28,042 - Uh ha ha ha... - Hm, he, he, he... 561 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:30,458 Kao, izlazi mu iz dupeta, 562 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:34,458 ali je, kao, također izlazi iz magarca. 563 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:38,542 Kao da dolazi kakica iz magarca iz magarca. 564 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:39,667 he he. Da! 565 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,000 566 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,625 567 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:50,875 568 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:53,625 569 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:58,958 u putnoj torbi 570 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:01,625 571 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:06,750 u susjedstvu 572 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,542 573 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:15,667 istom žlicom 574 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:18,042 575 00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,167 576 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:29,333 Ima ih preko 200 aktivni gejziri u parku Yellowstone. 577 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:32,458 Old Faithful ovdje jedan je od najvećih. 578 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:37,083 Tijekom erupcije, voda može doseći visinu od 200 stopa. 579 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:39,375 - Pa? - Hm hm, he he. 580 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:41,167 Uh, gejzir 581 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:46,958 puca preko 12.000 galona vode u jednoj erupciji. 582 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,583 To nije toliko. 583 00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:50,708 Da, stvarno. Idemo odavde. 584 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:54,917 Ako samo zakoračiš ovamo, gejzir je udaljen nekoliko sekundi... 585 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:03,292 Ooh, to je nevjerojatno. 586 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,208 Oh, oh, da. To je nevjerojatno. 587 00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:08,458 Nevjerojatno je. 588 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,917 To je nevjerojatno. 589 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:15,250 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 590 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:21,000 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 591 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,500 Ne mogu čekati zauvijek. 592 00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:35,667 Prokleta djeca. Bez poštovanja. 593 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:38,000 Ne cijeni ništa. 594 00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:39,917 O moj Bože! 595 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,333 Čekati! Stop! 596 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:43,875 Prokletstvo. 597 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,542 Dajte mi policiju. 598 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,625 - Aha. - Hm, he. 599 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:52,292 Ovo je najbolja stvar ikada sam vidio. 600 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:58,583 Imamo ih. U autobusu su na autoputu 89. 601 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,917 Ah... heh... da, to je bilo super. 602 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:04,000 Da. 603 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:13,750 Uhh... je li ovo pravi autobus? 604 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:14,958 Hm... he he. 605 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,500 Uh huh huh huh. 606 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:23,000 Hej, Beavis, u autobusu smo s curama. 607 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,292 Hej, dušo. 608 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:33,500 - Nisu u autobusu. - Ovi ljudi nešto znaju. 609 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:35,625 Želim potpune pretrage karijesa. 610 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:38,875 - Svi. Idi duboko na njih. - Agent Hurly. 611 00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:42,625 Kažem ti, Bork, ovi momci su pametni, prokleto pametni. 612 00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:45,667 Vjerojatno jesu stotinjak milja daleko do sada. 613 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,583 Uh huh huh. 614 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,417 Dupeglavo, ova knjiga razbija dupe. 615 00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:00,250 Postoji zmija koja govori, i gola riba, 616 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:03,708 a onda ovaj frajer stavlja list na svoj šlag. 617 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,125 Cool. 618 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:08,833 Uhh... uhh... 619 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:11,083 jao 620 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,042 - Uh huh huh. - Hm, he he. 621 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,542 Provjeri, Butthead - porta-potties. 622 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:45,875 Cool. Moram se baciti. 623 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:49,542 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 624 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,083 Uh... gdje je WC? 625 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:02,000 Oprosti mi, oče. sagriješio sam. 626 00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:04,833 Spavao sam sa ženom, i, uh... 627 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:08,417 Stvarno? Uh huh huh. Je li bila gola? 628 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,458 Pa, da, oče. Molim te oprosti mi. 629 00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:13,500 cool! Uh huh huh. 630 00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:17,917 Možete li joj vidjeti sise? Uh huh huh huh. 631 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,292 Uh, žao mi je. Koliko Zdravomarija? 632 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,792 tisuću! heh... 633 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:25,708 I želim da se udariš! odmah! 634 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,708 - Uh, sada? - Da... učini to! 635 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,750 Da! jače! Učini to opet! 636 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:34,083 Vau! Aah! 637 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:37,458 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 638 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,500 He... hm hm. 639 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,000 'Dobro došli do okamenjene šume, 640 00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,333 'najveće mjesto na svijetu okamenjenog drveta.' 641 00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:52,250 - Uh huh huh. - Hm, he he. 642 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,583 "Drvo." Uh huh huh! 643 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:57,667 'Možda se pitate, "kako drvo može postati tako tvrdo?" 644 00:39:57,708 --> 00:40:00,333 - Uh huh huh. - Hm, he he. 645 00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:03,917 »Drvo je postalo tvrdo prije više od 2 milijuna godina.' 646 00:40:10,417 --> 00:40:11,833 Uh huh huh huh. 647 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:13,250 Hm hm, he he. 648 00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:15,750 - Uh huh huh. - He he. 649 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:19,208 - Uh huh huh huh. - Hm hm, he he. 650 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,542 "Drvo." Uh ha ha... 651 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,125 Hej, gdje su nestale te cure? 652 00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:32,292 Mislim da si ih preplašio. 653 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:35,292 Ovo je sranje. Što radimo ovdje? 654 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,917 Uhh... ne znam. 655 00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:43,167 uh, znaš li gdje je Washington? 656 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,292 Uh, da. Oko 2000 milja na taj način. 657 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,917 - Kul. - Hvala. 658 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:57,083 Nisam vidio kojim su putem otišli ili njihovo vozilo. 659 00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,708 Ne pretpostavljam pokušao si ih zaustaviti. 660 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:03,708 Najopasniji momci u Americi? Ne, hvala. Zarađujem 9 dolara na sat. 661 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:07,542 Nacionalna sigurnost je odgovornost svakog Amerikanca. 662 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,708 - Bork... - Pretraga karijesa? 663 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:12,667 - Duboko i teško. - Agent Hurly. 664 00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:14,125 Oni ne bježe. 665 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:18,333 Želim blokade puteva - svaki put odavde 200 milja. 666 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:33,125 Hm... ovo je sranje. Sve je vruće i tako to. 667 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:35,833 Ova pustinja je glupa. 668 00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:38,792 Trebaju staviti fontana za piće ovdje. 669 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,667 Da, kao, 7-Eleven ili tako nešto. heh 670 00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,708 Nešto nije u redu, pozorniče? 671 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,625 Tražimo ove bjegunce. 672 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,500 Pa bit ću opasan. 673 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:57,042 To su djeca koja imaju udarao u moj kamper. 674 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,208 - Vidio si ih? - Naravno. 675 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,917 Čovječe, nikad nisam vidio dvoje djece toliko prokleto udarati. 676 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:06,292 Blue Den, ovo je post 9. Imam pozitivnu osobnu iskaznicu. 677 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,583 Oni su kao dva majmuna pauka... 678 00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,083 Izađite iz vozila, molim. 679 00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:15,417 čekaj malo Ja i gospođica smo na putu za Washington... 680 00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:16,708 odmah! 681 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,375 Sad, čekaj tu. 682 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:23,333 Imate posla s veteranom dva strana rata. 683 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,208 Oni su ti koji su tukli. 684 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:28,375 Nalazim bilo što slomljeno, ti i ja ćemo se spetljati. 685 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,417 Masturbira u muškom kamperu. 686 00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:35,875 Dogovaramo se sa dvije bolesne osobe. 687 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:39,917 Želim taj kamper raskomadati, puna šupljina pretražuje sve oko sebe. 688 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:42,958 Nešto mi govori mogao bi biti uključen. 689 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,333 Što do... Čekaj samo malo! 690 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:48,875 Šefe, prije 2 dana, Express Airways je imao smetnje 691 00:42:48,917 --> 00:42:52,500 tako što se netko javio "Kukuruznjak". 692 00:42:52,542 --> 00:42:54,542 Pogodite tko odgovara opisu? 693 00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:57,625 Napokon pravi odmor. 694 00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,333 Daj mi mjesto polaska. Razbit ćemo guzicu. 695 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,375 - Uh huh huh. - Nuhn. 696 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,917 - Aha haha... - Hm hm, he. 697 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,083 Uhh... 698 00:43:12,917 --> 00:43:17,292 Uhh huh... hej! Jedan od vas gadova ima šibicu? 699 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:21,083 Uhh, da. Moja guza i tvoja... 700 00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:23,625 uhh... guzica. Uh huh huh. 701 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:27,292 Uh huh huh. Uh ha. 702 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:30,250 - Uh huh huh. - Hm, he he. 703 00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:33,667 - Hm hm, he he. - Uh huh huh huh. 704 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:41,083 Evo pjesme koja bi vam mogla pomoći nositi se s tim osjećajima, mm-kay? 705 00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:42,958 Zove se Lezbijski galeb. 706 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:47,083 707 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,958 708 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,417 709 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:58,042 710 00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:01,083 711 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,750 712 00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:07,208 713 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:10,542 714 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:11,917 715 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,750 716 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:17,167 717 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:23,417 718 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:26,708 719 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:28,542 720 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,292 Uh, to je on! On je njihov učitelj! 721 00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:34,542 Uh, ha, da. 722 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:36,958 Uh, što se ovdje događa? 723 00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,708 Ja ću postavljati pitanja. 724 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,208 Jesu li ovo vaši učenici? 725 00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,708 Pretpostavljam da ste vladin agent. 726 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,708 Mislim da ćeš znati 727 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:48,375 ima nešto u ovoj zemlji zove se zakonski postupak, mm-kay? 728 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:52,417 To je razgovor koji bih očekivao od tipa koji je podučavao ovu dvojicu. 729 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:53,542 Odvedite ovaj ološ. 730 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:57,083 Vjerujem da bih trebao biti pročitana moja Miranda prava. 731 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,042 Sada... Whaa! 732 00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:01,375 Uvijek sam znala da nisu dobri. 733 00:45:01,417 --> 00:45:03,125 Uh, mrzim... 734 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:06,917 šuti! Skrivao si dva kriminalna mozga. 735 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:11,250 Šefe, znate onog tipa čiji je kamper u kojem su se tukli? 736 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,417 Bork, ti ​​si savezni agent. 737 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,750 Vi predstavljate vlada Sjedinjenih Država. 738 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:18,458 Nikad ne završavaj rečenicu s prijedlogom. 739 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,542 Oh. uh... 740 00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:23,750 Znaš tog tipa u čijem su kamperu... 741 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:27,625 Mislim na tog tipa u čijem su kamperu lupali? 742 00:45:27,667 --> 00:45:29,458 Tako je bolje. Da? 743 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,458 Provjerili smo uzorak kriminalna banka sperme 744 00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:35,500 i pronašao dva moguća genetsko podudaranje s ocem. 745 00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:38,958 Bivši M�tley Cr�e roadies pretvorili u skitalice. 746 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:47,000 - Bio si roadie za M�tley Cr�e? - Da. Uh huh huh huh. 747 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:50,500 Aha... vatra. 748 00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:52,667 Uh, evo još jedne istinite priče. 749 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:56,500 Prije otprilike 15 godina, stali smo u ovom wc-u... 750 00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:58,667 uhh, zove se Highland. 751 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:01,875 Stvarno? Odatle smo mi. 752 00:46:01,917 --> 00:46:04,208 Onda znate o čemu govorim. 753 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,875 Uglavnom, evo priče. 754 00:46:05,917 --> 00:46:08,542 Zabio sam s ove dvije cure. Istinita priča. 755 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,708 he he he he. Da. I ja također. 756 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:13,083 Zabio si s dvije cure? 757 00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:15,875 Da. Bile su drolje. 758 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:21,917 - Aah! - Začepi, glupane! 759 00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:24,958 Nisi zabio. Zabio sam s obojicom. 760 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,375 Uh, misliš li ove dvije drolje još živite u Highlandu? 761 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:32,792 To bi bilo super. 762 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:36,583 Hej, želiš vidjeti nešto stvarno cool? 763 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:38,875 Uh huh huh huh. 764 00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:48,542 Vatra! 765 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,958 Ahh... 766 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,625 Uhh... 767 00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:05,625 Hmm. Gdje su ti momci otišli? Da. 768 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,083 Hm... 769 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,917 Jesmo li već skoro stigli? 770 00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:16,917 Uhh... vjerojatno, kao, još pet minuta ili tako nešto. 771 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:38,958 - Sunce je sranje. - Da. 772 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,917 Prestani, guzico! 773 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:45,792 Hej, Butthead. 774 00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:49,042 Zar ne bi trebalo postojati, kao, voda u kaktusima? 775 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:51,875 Uhh... 776 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,292 Hej, Beavis... 777 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:04,417 provjeri to. 778 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:09,208 - Uh huh huh. - He he he he. 779 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:13,458 Pa, ne, ne mogu reći da sam ih vidio, policajče. 780 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:16,667 - Nadam se da je ovdje sigurno voziti se. - Držite se glavnih cesta. 781 00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:19,292 Vjerojatno jesu skrivajući se u pustinji. 782 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,708 Pa, to je dobro znati, policajče. 783 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:23,417 Da. 784 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:30,375 Oh... 785 00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:33,125 Hej, Butthead, hoćemo li umrijeti? 786 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:37,208 Uhh... uhh... vjerojatno. 787 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,958 Vau! 788 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:44,875 Mislim da je moj život, kao, bljeskajući mi pred očima. 789 00:48:57,583 --> 00:48:59,250 Vau... 790 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:01,583 Moj život je bio cool. 791 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:04,708 Mm mm, oh, da... 792 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,833 čekaj malo 793 00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:09,292 Mislim da i ja nešto vidim. 794 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:12,333 To je, kao, jako davno. 795 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,542 he he he he. 796 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,583 Da. Ovo će biti super. 797 00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:19,625 Hej, kako ide? 798 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,250 Aah! 799 00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,750 Mm mm, he he. 800 00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:30,500 Da. Zabio sam. 801 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:36,083 Hej, Butthead, Počinjem se osjećati čudno. 802 00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:37,917 Mislim da šizim. 803 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:39,625 Uh... OK. 804 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:41,667 Vau, ovo je super. 805 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:43,167 To je kao, 806 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:47,667 kao da sve izgleda sve cudno... 807 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:49,625 Postoje svi ti čudni oblici... 808 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:53,875 I to je nekako kao... to je kao glazbeni spot. 809 00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:57,375 sta radis Guzica? Prestani! 810 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,958 Izluđuješ me! Prestani! 811 00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,292 Što se događa? 812 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,792 Ratfinks, Tenkovi samoubojice i djevojke kanibalke 813 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:16,042 Ovdje postoji problem. 814 00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:17,333 Ohh! 815 00:50:22,042 --> 00:50:24,750 O, da! Da! Da! 816 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,750 Vatra! Vatra! Vatra! 817 00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:27,875 Oh, da! 818 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,958 - Aah! - Aah! sav sam mokar! 819 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,875 - Uhh... - Oh, hej, super. 820 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:45,250 Da. Voda. 821 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,125 Oh, uživat ću u ovome. 822 00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:51,625 Posljednje riječi prije nego što te ubijem? 823 00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,917 Uhh... 824 00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:56,250 Imam par. 825 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:57,667 Stražnjice. 826 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,917 Da, da! I, hm, i sise. 827 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:03,333 Samo želim to ponoviti. sise. 828 00:52:03,375 --> 00:52:06,083 Odnijet ću vas oboje u pakao! 829 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:09,333 Cool. opa 830 00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:13,083 Beavis, to je taj tip to nam plaća da radimo njegovu ženu. 831 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,333 Oh, da, da. 832 00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:17,083 Hm, možete li nas samo odvesti u Washington? 833 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,333 Tamo ćemo je dočekati i, znaš... 834 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:23,750 Washington? Eto gdje ona će se naći s tobom? 835 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:27,125 Znaš, samo bih mogao ipak vas trebam dečki. 836 00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:30,042 Uđi u prtljažnik. obojica. Sada! 837 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:38,042 Čovječe, stvarno je teško zabiti. 838 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:39,167 Da, stvarno. 839 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:54,125 Hej, hej, Butthead, provjeri to. Ajack. 840 00:52:54,167 --> 00:52:56,833 - Uh huh huh. - He he he he. 841 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,875 Hodaj po vodi 842 00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:04,542 843 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,167 844 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:09,250 845 00:53:09,292 --> 00:53:11,250 846 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:12,917 Utičnica. 847 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:16,417 848 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,042 849 00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:21,375 850 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:24,958 851 00:53:25,792 --> 00:53:27,833 Hej, Beavis, vidi ovo. 852 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,375 Ja drkam. 853 00:53:29,417 --> 00:53:32,000 - Uh huh huh. - He he he he. 854 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,333 Da. 855 00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:38,000 - Uh huh huh. - He he he he. 856 00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:40,250 Idemo odavde. 857 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,000 Ti prvi, Beavis. 858 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,875 Ne znam, Butthead. Cesta se kreće prilično brzo. 859 00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:54,875 Hajde, Beavis. Počni trčati jako brzo kad udariš o tlo. 860 00:53:54,917 --> 00:53:57,583 - Upalit će. - Nema šanse. Ti idi. 861 00:53:57,667 --> 00:53:59,208 Ne budi kreten, Beavis. 862 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,042 Aah! 863 00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:03,750 Uh huh huh. 864 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,833 To je bilo super. 865 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:19,458 Uh! Uh! Uh! 866 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,708 Čovječe, što sve ne bih dao na pet minuta nasamo 867 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:29,417 s njima dva mala gada. 868 00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:30,958 Aah! 869 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,250 Trebam kutiju za traume ovamo odmah! 870 00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:53,417 Vijesti ovdje nisu dobre. 871 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:58,333 Vlasti ovo nazivaju najgorim katastrofa na autocesti u povijesti. 872 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:02,250 'Iza mene preko 400 vozila ležao uništen ili zaglavljen.' 873 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:03,500 Šefe, pogledaj! 874 00:55:03,542 --> 00:55:05,500 'Nitko ne zna što je uzrok...' 875 00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,958 Pa bit ću plavonosi gof. 876 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,125 Odakle su došli ovi momci? 877 00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:12,958 Pitanje je gdje idu 878 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,667 U drugim vijestima, G-PAC počinje sutra u 14 sati, 879 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:18,333 'kad predstavnici iz cijelog svijeta...' 880 00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:20,042 Što dovraga? 881 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:23,500 Bork! Taj autobus koji smo pokupili, kamo je išao? 882 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,167 Uh, DC, šefe. 883 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,542 Isus je skočio... 884 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:28,833 Bork, možeš li zamisliti što bi se dogodilo 885 00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:31,875 ako pokrenu tu stvar u glavnom gradu? 886 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:36,333 Kad bi to nekome prodali konferencija? To se neće dogoditi! 887 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,250 Vau! 888 00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:44,542 - Ovo razbija guzicu. - Da. 889 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,208 Juhu! Travis i Bob Head! 890 00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:48,875 Pozdrav! 891 00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:53,000 - Dupeglavo, to je ta riba. - Uh, oh, da. Cool. 892 00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:56,667 Možda će nas odvesti u Washington, i konačno možemo zabiti. 893 00:55:56,708 --> 00:55:57,958 Da. 894 00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:00,542 Hm, nije li Seattle u Washingtonu? 895 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:04,208 Uh, da. Sigurno je. 896 00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:08,542 Cool. Razmišljao sam nakon što postignemo gol, možda bismo mogli otići vidjeti Holea. 897 00:56:10,542 --> 00:56:11,583 Rupa. 898 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,375 Hmm. 899 00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:54,167 Očekuješ nekoga? 900 00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:57,458 Vidi, vidi ovo. 901 00:56:57,542 --> 00:57:01,000 Ljubav mog života. 902 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:02,833 gdje si bio 903 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:06,000 Dušo, htio sam to podijeliti nakon što sam ga prodao. 904 00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:07,667 Po sredini, kunem se... 905 00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:11,333 Sada više ne morate go to all that bother. 906 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,667 Hajde, Muddy, kako bi bilo da jednostavno zaboravimo na to 907 00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:17,042 i dobiti sobu kao u stara vremena? 908 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:19,667 Ne mislim tako. gdje je 909 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:23,000 Svi senatori traže se za glasovanje. 910 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,833 - Mogu li vam pomoći? - Uh... 911 00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:29,667 Tražimo Washington? 912 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:33,792 Upoznat ćemo ovu ribu sa stvarno velikim sisanjima. 913 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,917 Gospodo, vi ste u Washingtonu. 914 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:38,000 Stvarno? Pa, gdje je ona? 915 00:57:38,042 --> 00:57:41,875 Uh, možete li nešto objaviti da smo spremni zabiti gol? 916 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,042 br. 917 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:45,167 Samo trenutak. 918 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:47,750 Zdravo? Kako vam mogu pomoći? 919 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:53,833 »Uh... pozor. 920 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:57,792 'Pažnja. Mi tražimo za ribu s velikim sisama.' 921 00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:58,917 'Da! Da! ' 922 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,208 'Spremni smo vas odraditi sada.' 923 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,083 'Uh huh huh huh.' 924 00:58:03,167 --> 00:58:05,000 Uh huh huh huh. 925 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,333 Zaboravljaš s kim imaš posla, dušo. 926 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:14,542 Imam tvoje mazge upravo ovdje u mom prtljažniku, i... 927 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:17,792 hej Oh, prokletstvo! Prokletstvo! 928 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:20,125 Ubit ću ih! 929 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:21,792 Ne, dušo... 930 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,250 Ubit ćemo ih. 931 00:58:25,792 --> 00:58:27,542 Sljedeća stanica, Bijela kuća. 932 00:58:33,167 --> 00:58:36,875 hej Što se događa? Zašto smo se vratili u autobus? 933 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,875 Vrijeme je da krenemo, sine. 934 00:58:38,917 --> 00:58:40,042 Ne možemo otići! 935 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:44,333 Nikada nismo upoznali tu ribu! Prokletstvo! Trebali smo dobiti malo! 936 00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:45,750 Smiri se, Beavis. 937 00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:47,750 Ne! Neću se smiriti! 938 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:49,292 Ne ovaj put! 939 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:51,042 Prokletstvo! Ovo se uvijek događa! 940 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:54,917 Mislim da ću zabiti, onda nikad ne zabijaj! Nije fer! 941 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:59,042 Putovali smo, hm, hm... 100 milja jer smo mislili da ćemo zabiti! 942 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:01,000 To se neće dogoditi! Prokletstvo! 943 00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:03,833 - Druže, sjedni! - Začepi, šupče! 944 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:07,208 Muka mi je od ovoga! Nikada nećemo zabiti! 945 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:10,250 To se neće dogoditi! Ostarit ćemo kao ovi ljudi! 946 00:59:10,292 --> 00:59:13,417 - Ali vjerojatno su zabili! - Hej! Sjesti! 947 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,542 To je, kao, ova riba je drolja! 948 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:18,917 A ovaj tip je star, ali zabio je milijun puta! 949 00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:20,250 Oh, da. 950 00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:24,458 Ali ne i mi! Nikada nećemo zabiti! Nikada nećemo zabiti! 951 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:26,083 Pravo! To je to, glupane! 952 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:27,167 Aah! 953 00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:30,042 Još jednom i ja ću... Unh! 954 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:31,125 Ispraši guzicu! 955 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:39,333 Pa, pogledajte što imamo ovdje. Muka mi je od vas dvoje. 956 00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:40,667 Rezerviraj ih, Bork. 957 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:42,917 Nemaš ništa protiv nas. 958 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,333 Oh, ne znam? Što kažete na razvratno ponašanje? 959 00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:48,750 Možda nepristojno izlaganje. Evo što će se dogoditi. 960 00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:54,375 Jedan od vas će mi donijeti jedinicu. Drugi dobiva 60 godina zatvora. 961 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:56,250 Tu griješiš, dečko. 962 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,250 Opet smo zajedno, i nikad nećeš... 963 00:59:58,292 --> 01:00:02,292 Ukrao je jedinicu! Rekao je da ga je stavio u hlače nekom djetetu. 964 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,625 Zašto ti prokleti mali četveronožni... 965 01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,083 hej Samo polako! 966 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:07,792 Potrgat ću ti... 967 01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:15,583 Sada, Travise, nije učiniti dobro tijelu da se sav razradi. 968 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:20,042 Evo, ovo bi ti trebalo pomoći da se opustiš. 969 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,958 Piše li to "Xanax"? 970 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,750 Hm, da. 971 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,875 Vjerojatno. ne znam 972 01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:37,292 Što još imaš unutra? Daj mi tu stvar! 973 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,208 Waah! 974 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:50,500 Naši osumnjičenici su u turističkom autobusu ide prema... 975 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,417 Bijela kuća? 976 01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:54,333 Isuse koji skaču! 977 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:57,000 Želim da svi budu tamo! Naši ljudi. Mještani. 978 01:00:57,042 --> 01:00:59,250 Naredbe su pucati na ubijanje. 979 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,250 Ngaah! 980 01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:24,250 Da, da, he he, znaš što je stvarno cool? 981 01:01:24,292 --> 01:01:25,875 Stražnjik. Stražnjik. 982 01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:28,917 - Začepi, Beavis. - Da. ooh Eeh. 983 01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,917 Hej, Butthead! Hej, Butthead! 984 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,625 ...ja ću biti vaš vodič. 985 01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,750 ako ne znaš, danas je vrlo poseban dan. 986 01:01:40,792 --> 01:01:42,792 Danas su se okupili u Bijeloj kući 987 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:44,792 za povijesni globalna konferencija tzv 988 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:47,208 "Give Peace A Chance" ili "G-PAC" 989 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,708 su predstavnici iz cijelog svijeta. 990 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,792 Ngaaahh! 991 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,792 Ovo je Istočna soba. 992 01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:57,000 Mnogi od ovih portreta bili spašeni od požara 993 01:01:57,042 --> 01:02:00,625 - postavili Britanci 1814. godine... - Vatra! Vatra! 994 01:02:00,667 --> 01:02:02,917 Koji je tvoj problem, Beavis? 995 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,125 Weeahh! 996 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,167 Stranica za Bijelu kuću 997 01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:08,625 izabrao je predsjednik Washington i Pierre L'Enfant. 998 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:09,708 L'enfentata! 999 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:12,167 L'enfentata titicaca za moj bunghole! 1000 01:02:12,208 --> 01:02:13,708 - Bunghole! - Gospodine? 1001 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,792 Gospodine, jeste li dobro? 1002 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,667 Prijetiš li mi? 1003 01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:19,833 Ja sam Cornholio! 1004 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,500 OK... uh... gospodine, 1005 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,333 možda bi trebao pričekati vani u predvorju? 1006 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:28,042 Hm, OK. 1007 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:32,583 Hoće li u ovom predvorju biti TP? Za moj bunghole? 1008 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:35,417 - Cornholio... he, he. - Soba je izvorno bila... 1009 01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:44,625 Dječače, gdje si kada te trebamo, lke? 1010 01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:47,708 znaš, dušo, čak i uz sve što smo prošli, 1011 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:49,375 to ne mijenja ništa. 1012 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,375 Rekao sam to prije, i ponovit ću. 1013 01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:55,792 Ovo je najveća zemlja na Zemlji i... 1014 01:02:55,833 --> 01:03:00,042 Recimo, to izgleda kao... ne, ne može biti. 1015 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:01,125 Bungholio! 1016 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:11,667 Prijetiš li mi? Ja sam Cornholio! 1017 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,667 Da, predsjednik planira govoriti danas 1018 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,417 na G-PAC konferenciji. 1019 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,250 gospodine sekretare! gospodine sekretare! 1020 01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:22,917 Što je s glasinama da ukradeno je biološko oružje 1021 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,917 i prokrijumčareni iz zemlje tijekom ove konferencije? 1022 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:28,042 Te su glasine posve neutemeljeno. 1023 01:03:31,417 --> 01:03:33,500 Te su glasine potpuno neutemeljene. 1024 01:03:33,542 --> 01:03:35,833 Ja sam veliki Cornholio! 1025 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:37,292 ja sam gringo! 1026 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:39,250 Nemam bunghole. 1027 01:03:39,292 --> 01:03:42,125 Bungolio. Bungholio! 1028 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:53,250 Ovo je državna blagovaonica, 1029 01:03:53,292 --> 01:03:56,125 gdje je najmoćniji svjetski lideri se zabavljaju. 1030 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:59,375 hej Uh, gdje je TV? 1031 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:02,458 Nema televizora u blagovaonici. 1032 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,417 Ova kuća je sranje. 1033 01:04:04,458 --> 01:04:06,042 Molim te slijedi me. 1034 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,042 Evakuacija? 1035 01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:10,792 Vjerojatno je samo još jedan prijetnja bombom ili tako nešto. 1036 01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:11,875 U REDU. 1037 01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:18,417 Je li ovo predvorje? 1038 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:21,833 Ja sam Cornholio! 1039 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:24,042 Trebam TP za svoj bunghole! 1040 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:30,917 Da, gospodine predsjedniče. 1041 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,417 'Ja sam Cornholio! 1042 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:35,125 'Moj bunghole, ide rattatataa...' 1043 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:36,833 gospodine predsjedniče? 1044 01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:39,292 gospodine predsjedniče, Ne mogu te razumjeti. 1045 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:42,042 Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Ngaaah! 1046 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:45,708 Gospodine, predsjednik zvuči čudno. Ne mislim da je to vježba. 1047 01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:49,833 Washington je možda napadnut. Idite na DEFCON 4. 1048 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,417 Nagazi! Nagazi! Potez! 1049 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,417 Uh huh huh huh... 1050 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,125 Uh huh huh huh... 1051 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:01,417 Uh ha ha... 1052 01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:04,167 Nastavite, ljudi. Pomakni se. 1053 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:09,792 Vau! Hej, dušo. 1054 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:16,083 Primijetio sam da imaš aparatić za zube. I ja imam aparatić za zube. 1055 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,000 Vau! 1056 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,083 Uh huh huh huh. To je bilo super. 1057 01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:30,875 Vau! 1058 01:05:30,917 --> 01:05:33,833 Ovo je najbolja stvar ikada sam vidio. 1059 01:05:33,875 --> 01:05:37,292 - Dobro, gdje je jedinica? - Uhh... 1060 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,958 Moja jedinica? Uh huh huh. 1061 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,375 U mojim hlačama. 1062 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:43,708 Uh... uh... 1063 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,417 Ne na njega, šefe. 1064 01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:49,417 Agente Hurly, želim da daš ovo đubre traži šupljinu. 1065 01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:50,875 Govorim o roto-rooteru. 1066 01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:53,667 Ne zaustavljaj se dok ne stigneš stražnji dio njegovih zuba. 1067 01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:56,500 Da. Uh huh huh huh. 1068 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:01,958 - Gospodine, čekamo vaše naredbe. - Predajte svoj TP! 1069 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,125 Daj mi to! 1070 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:05,917 gospodine predsjedniče, u ime svega svetog, 1071 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,667 Trebaju mi te šifre za pokretanje. 1072 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:16,250 Ja sam Cornholio! Surađivat ćeš s mojim bungolom. 1073 01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:18,792 Jer postoji samo jedna rupa. 1074 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,958 Svemogući bunghole. 1075 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,625 On je čist, šefe. 1076 01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:27,500 Uh... ha ha ha... 1077 01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:28,958 Jesam li upravo zabio? 1078 01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:34,792 Drugi ga ima. Mora biti ovdje negdje. 1079 01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:37,292 "Cornholio?" 1080 01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:40,375 "Cornholio." 1081 01:06:40,458 --> 01:06:43,542 Bung-ho! 1082 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:47,292 Est-ce que vouz savez ce que c'est un "rupa za čep?" 1083 01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:48,417 ha? 1084 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,417 Vatra. Bungolio. 1085 01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:53,417 Oprostite. užasno mi je žao zbog neugodnosti, gospodo, 1086 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,292 ali morat ćemo pričekati vani na trenutak. 1087 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:57,417 Za mnom, molim? 1088 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:01,083 "TP za moj bunghole?" 1089 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,708 Da! Da! TP za moj bunghole. 1090 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:09,333 Neka ova konferencijska gospoda kroz, molim. 1091 01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:11,042 u redu je On je s njima. 1092 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:16,750 Ne možete trčati iz vlastitog bunghola. 1093 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:21,875 Čupak, bungal, bungal. 1094 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,792 Aha. 1095 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,000 Uh he he he he. Oh, da. 1096 01:07:29,042 --> 01:07:30,833 Ohh. 1097 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,000 1098 01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:33,167 Ahh 1099 01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:34,625 1100 01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:37,500 Oh-ho-ho. 1101 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:39,958 Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-ing! 1102 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,500 Puno djevojaka 1103 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:51,250 Čovječe, to te stvarno čini ponosnim. 1104 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:54,375 Mogla bih ostati ovdje cijeli dan. 1105 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:57,458 gospodine, Moram te zamoliti da odeš. Sada! 1106 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:00,833 To je dosta. planirao sam ovo putovanje cijeli moj život... 1107 01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:02,583 Što misliš da si? 1108 01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:04,375 Nešto o kukuruznoj rupi... 1109 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:07,917 Nismo vidjeli Lincolnovu sobu. Pusti me! 1110 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,917 Recimo, šefe... 1111 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:13,917 nije li to tip čiji je kamper udarali su... 1112 01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,917 mislim, u čijem jebenom kamperu... 1113 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:18,333 Ne sada, Bork. 1114 01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:22,625 Dušo, ova država ide dovraga u ručnoj košarici. 1115 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:26,500 Idem razgovarati svom kongresmenu o ovome. 1116 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:28,625 Aah! ooh Mmm. Ah! 1117 01:08:28,667 --> 01:08:30,292 Što dovraga? 1118 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,292 Pričekaj ovdje malo. 1119 01:08:34,667 --> 01:08:36,333 Oh! Ne! Oh, ne! 1120 01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:39,667 Što je dovraga ta prokleta buka? 1121 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:41,167 Ja... ha? Aah! Što?! 1122 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,917 hej kako je 1123 01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,917 Podigni svoje proklete hlače, dečko! 1124 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:47,417 Ne želim to vidjeti! 1125 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,917 Gubi se odavde! 1126 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,917 Ako te ikad uhvatim opet lupam ovdje, 1127 01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:53,500 Svezat ću te! 1128 01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:57,000 Ajme, dovraga! Sada se moram ispraviti ovdje. 1129 01:08:58,042 --> 01:09:01,375 Upravo smo očistili sva četiri kata. Ni traga od njega. 1130 01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:03,458 Gdje je on dovraga? 1131 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:06,500 Recite, šefe, nije li to kamper... 1132 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:07,875 Bork, ne sada. 1133 01:09:07,917 --> 01:09:09,417 Šefe, pogledaj. 1134 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:12,750 Pa, bit ću gologuzi ujak majmuna. 1135 01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:14,875 Pažnja, sve jedinice. Imamo ga. 1136 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,667 On je na Aveniji Pennsylvania. 1137 01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:22,750 Ja sam Cornholio! Opustošit ću tvoj bungol! 1138 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:26,708 Bungolio. Holio-bungholio. 1139 01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:29,375 Udari u špil! Sići! 1140 01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:31,333 Čupak, čopor, čopor... 1141 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:35,458 OK, nitko ne puca. Još uvijek bi mogao imati jedinicu kod sebe. 1142 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:39,333 Držite se na udaljenosti. Ne želimo riskirati da ga pogodimo. 1143 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,958 - Gdje su mu hlače? - Tko zna? 1144 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,083 Bunghole. 1145 01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:46,167 - Bunghole? Bungolio. - Ovo je agent Flemming, ATF. 1146 01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:49,750 Nećemo te povrijediti. Samo želimo jedinicu. 1147 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,792 Reci nam gdje je. 1148 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,333 Imate li TP? 1149 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,167 TP za moj bunghole? 1150 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:05,125 Dobit ćemo vam što god želite. 1151 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:06,875 Možda ćemo trebati to drugo dijete. 1152 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,375 Imate li kakav holio? 1153 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:10,417 Uh, da, ovo je Bork. 1154 01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:12,375 Slušaj, trebamo malo TP-a. 1155 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,917 A neki... 1156 01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,500 što je rekao? 1157 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,875 opa Uh huh huh huh. 1158 01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:20,042 Ovo pravilo. 1159 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:23,042 Mogu li i ja dobiti pištolj? 1160 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:26,917 Morate se pokloniti u svemogući bunghole! 1161 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,500 Ovo je super. 1162 01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:30,292 Garga-holio-ala-rupa... 1163 01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:34,125 Ovo ti je zadnja prilika. Daj nam jedinicu sada. 1164 01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:36,917 Zašto svi želiš vidjeti moju šljaku? 1165 01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,458 Uh, bungal. 1166 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:43,542 - Mmm-bungholio-o-o-o-o. - Zajebava nas. 1167 01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:48,708 Morat ćemo ga izvaditi. Pripremite se za paljbu po mojim naredbama. 1168 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:52,375 Ja sam jedan i jedini svemogući jedan i jedini bungholio! 1169 01:10:52,417 --> 01:10:56,083 Ovo ti je zadnja prilika. Dat ću ti tri sekunde. 1170 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,833 Nemam bungholio! 1171 01:10:57,917 --> 01:11:01,042 Pali na tri. jedan... 1172 01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,250 Želiš li vidjeti moj bunghole? 1173 01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:08,333 - Pokazat ću ti svoj bungho-o-o-ole! - Dva... 1174 01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:12,417 Nemam bungho-o-le! 1175 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:13,917 Uh huh huh huh. 1176 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:17,375 Što se događa? 1177 01:11:17,417 --> 01:11:19,417 - Što je ovo? - Tri! 1178 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,750 Ponesi svoje proklete hlače sa sobom! 1179 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:23,750 - Prestani pucati! - Što dovraga? 1180 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:26,958 Hlače! On ima jedinicu! 1181 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,208 Spusti hlače. Sada! 1182 01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:32,417 čekaj malo nisam ja taj... 1183 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,500 tko... 1184 01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:43,125 ooh! ooh! ooh! 1185 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:50,958 Uh ha. Uh huh huh. 1186 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,083 opa Oh. 1187 01:11:57,333 --> 01:12:02,292 Uh... izvoli. Uh huh huh huh. 1188 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:07,875 Samo malo, gospodine. 1189 01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:09,875 Gospodine, pogledajte ovo. 1190 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:12,292 Kako to objašnjavate? 1191 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,167 o cemu pricas 1192 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:19,250 Dakle, koristeći dva nevina tinejdžera kao pijuni u tvojoj bolesnoj igri, ha? 1193 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:22,667 Već sam ti rekao Ne znam o čemu se radi. 1194 01:12:22,708 --> 01:12:26,750 - Odvedite ga. - Hej! Miči svoje proklete ruke s mene! 1195 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:28,542 dovraga! hej 1196 01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:30,458 Aah! jao 1197 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,750 Prokletstvo! 1198 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,333 ti ne znaš s kim imaš posla! 1199 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,958 Ja sam veteran dva strana rata! 1200 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,667 Nisam ja taj koji... 1201 01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:44,875 Uvijek sam mislio s njim nešto nije bilo u redu. 1202 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:46,958 Da. Uh huh huh huh. 1203 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:50,333 - Imao je dosta problema. - Da, da. 1204 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:53,667 I znao me udariti. Da. Uh he he. 1205 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:54,792 Uh, hej... 1206 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:56,792 želi li netko vidjeti MYunit? 1207 01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:02,542 priznajem. Krivo sam shvatio. 1208 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,292 Mislio sam da si ološ, 1209 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:07,292 ali spasio si više života nego što ćeš ikada znati. 1210 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,917 Doveli ste nas do jednog od najbolesnijih kriminalci u povijesti. 1211 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:13,000 Ova država vam duguje. 1212 01:13:13,042 --> 01:13:16,917 Uh, znači li to da ćemo dobiti, kao, novac i tako to? 1213 01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:20,833 I, hm, i cure. Trebali smo zabiti. 1214 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,417 Iz sigurnosnih razloga, 1215 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:25,042 vaši će postupci imati ostati najstroža tajna. 1216 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:28,208 Ali netko vrlo poseban želi se zahvaliti. 1217 01:13:30,875 --> 01:13:32,792 Beavis i Butt-head, 1218 01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:35,458 u ime vaših sugrađana Amerikanaca, 1219 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,708 Izražavam svoju najdublju zahvalnost. 1220 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:41,875 Vi ste primjer dobrog novog usjeva mladih Amerikanaca, 1221 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:45,917 koji će izrasti u vođe ove velike zemlje. 1222 01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:48,917 Uh huh huh huh. Rekao je "produžiti". 1223 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,292 Oh, da. 1224 01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:52,875 U znak priznanja za vašu izvrsnu uslugu, 1225 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,500 Imenujem vas počasnim agentima 1226 01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:58,333 u Uredu za alkohol, Duhan i vatreno oružje. 1227 01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,417 Vau! 1228 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,792 Alkohol i duhan? 1229 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:02,917 Da. 1230 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:06,250 - I vatreno oružje! Da. - Cool, ha? 1231 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:08,750 Cigarete i pivo razbijaju guzicu. 1232 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:09,917 Da! Da! 1233 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:14,042 Mi smo u Birou od piva i vatre i cigareta. 1234 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:15,833 A možda i neke cure. 1235 01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:17,542 Ovo će biti super. 1236 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:20,917 - Uh huh huh huh. - He he he he he. 1237 01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,917 Znaš što je sranje? Nikad nismo zabili, niti dobili novac. 1238 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:33,583 Da. Stvarno. 1239 01:14:33,667 --> 01:14:34,750 Hm... 1240 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,792 A moja guzica još uvijek boli, 1241 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,042 i ona cura s protezom... 1242 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:40,375 Stražnjik. Dupeglavac, pogledaj! 1243 01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,542 - Da! - Da! 1244 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:45,500 Da! Da! 1245 01:14:45,542 --> 01:14:49,208 - Ohh. Ohh, da. - Uh huh huh. 1246 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,625 Oh, da. 1247 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:57,750 Hej, Butthead. Misliš li da ćemo ikada postići gol? 1248 01:14:57,833 --> 01:14:59,875 Uh, vjerojatno hoću. 1249 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,292 Ali ne ti. Uh huh huh huh. 1250 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:04,625 Preveliki si majmun. 1251 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:09,333 - Umukni, koparu. Mm he he he. - Okruglica. Uh huh huh. 1252 01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:13,792 - Provalnik. Mm he he he. - Uh, magarac goblin. Uh huh huh. 1253 01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:15,792 Začepi, Butthead. 1254 01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:20,292 Hm, hej, zar ne Tom Anderson živiš u ovoj ulici? 1255 01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:22,292 - Uh, da. - Jer, ovaj... 1256 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:26,292 Samo moram svratiti do njegove spremišta za alat na minutu. 1257 01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:28,958 he he he he. Znaš što govorim? 1258 01:15:29,042 --> 01:15:31,292 Alat. Uh huh huh huh. 1259 01:15:31,333 --> 01:15:34,500 Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-ing! 1260 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,875 Lezbijski galeb 1261 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:18,292 1262 01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:22,833 1263 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,375 1264 01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:29,125 1265 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,542 1266 01:16:31,667 --> 01:16:32,708 1267 01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:36,667 1268 01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:39,083 1269 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:43,042 1270 01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:44,917 1271 01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:46,625 1272 01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:48,000 1273 01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:50,333 1274 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,083 1275 01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:57,625 1276 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:03,083 Nije Nitko 1277 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:04,250 1278 01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:06,000 1279 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:08,042 1280 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,667 1281 01:17:11,083 --> 01:17:12,542 1282 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,250 1283 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:24,000 voditi ljubav cijelu noć 1284 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:26,292 ispod crvenog svjetla 1285 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,708 1286 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,375 1287 01:17:29,417 --> 01:17:31,125 okrenuti sunčevoj svjetlosti 1288 01:17:31,167 --> 01:17:33,542 ljubav ostaje jaka 1289 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,542 'između majke i djeteta 1290 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:37,000 1291 01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:38,917 1292 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,042 ono što žudim uhvatiti 1293 01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:43,000 lebdeći u oblaku 1294 01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:45,542 goreći kroz gomilu 1295 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:47,208 raj za cijenu 1296 01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:48,708 1297 01:17:48,792 --> 01:17:50,417 do kraja života 1298 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:51,583 1299 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,708 1300 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:55,083 1301 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:57,625 1302 01:17:58,417 --> 01:18:00,750 1303 01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,500 1304 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:04,708 1305 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:05,875 1306 01:18:05,917 --> 01:18:07,042 1307 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,167 1308 01:18:08,208 --> 01:18:09,375 1309 01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:10,750 1310 01:18:10,792 --> 01:18:11,917 1311 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,167 1312 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:14,917 1313 01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:16,958 i svoje erogene zone 1314 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,417 1315 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,042 1316 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:21,792 od tebe se čovjek onesvijesti kao dječak 1317 01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:23,917 postaje teško uživati 1318 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:26,583 a ponekad i spolne laži 1319 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,958 zaljubiti se u grube tipove 1320 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,500 do veličine pinte 1321 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,958 kad golubica plače 1322 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,917 je zarobljen u labirintu 1323 01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:38,500 dobra ljubav za kišne dane 1324 01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:40,500 na tajanstvene načine 1325 01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:42,792 za sve ljude na hvalu 1326 01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:46,458 1327 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,875 1328 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:50,333 1329 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,958 1330 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,500 1331 01:18:55,583 --> 01:18:57,500 1332 01:18:57,542 --> 01:18:58,708 1333 01:18:58,750 --> 01:18:59,875 1334 01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,083 1335 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:02,292 1336 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,667 1337 01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:04,708 1338 01:19:04,792 --> 01:19:05,875 1339 01:19:05,917 --> 01:19:07,208 1340 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,375 1341 01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:10,042 1342 01:19:10,125 --> 01:19:11,875 postaje kritično, sine 1343 01:19:11,917 --> 01:19:14,292 tjera me iz kreveta 1344 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,708 Udario si ga pravo u glavu 1345 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:17,833 1346 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,625 1347 01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:21,833 s kraljicom uz sebe 1348 01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:24,083 ispreplićemo se 1349 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,458 1350 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,875 i što je moje, tvoje je 1351 01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,625 je naše da istražimo 1352 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,000 1353 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,333 1354 01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:34,917 1355 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:36,708 kroz noć 1356 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:37,875 1357 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:41,417 1358 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:42,542 1359 01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:45,792 1360 01:19:46,667 --> 01:19:47,875 1361 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:50,125 1362 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:51,250 1363 01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:52,417 1364 01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:53,667 1365 01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:54,792 1366 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:56,000 1367 01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:57,208 1368 01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,375 1369 01:19:58,417 --> 01:19:59,542 1370 01:19:59,583 --> 01:20:00,708 1371 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:01,875 1372 01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:03,333 1373 01:20:03,375 --> 01:20:04,500 1374 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:05,708 1375 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:06,875 1376 01:20:06,917 --> 01:20:08,417 1377 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,667 1378 01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:11,042 1379 01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:12,792 1380 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:14,333 1381 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:15,667 1382 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,167 1383 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:19,083 1384 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,042 1385 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,792 donosi scenografiju 1386 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:26,000 1387 01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:28,000 1388 01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:29,542 1389 01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,958 1390 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,333 1391 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:35,542 1392 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:39,167